"How to hang up the phone on your boss without getting fired"

At my office I'm stunned daily by the cute and idiotic subjects my boss flings at me. Being a very humoristic fellow myself, I put my jokes, insults and profanity to the test on a frequent basis to see how far I am able to push my employer before he cracks.

With this in mind, I found a couple of profound and astounding tips on how to mock him/her and still walk away in one piece, thanks to a person found I met online with highly advanced social dynamic expertise. I'm only going to display one for now.

CAUTION: Only use if you are fortunate to have boss that has an IQ of a sports shoe...side effects may include slapping, screaming, cursing and possible retrenchment(yes, it's a nice word for fired).

Now onto the technique...

First of all, this office naughty prank works only when communicating with your boss on the phone with an energetic and playful voice tone. Establish a connection with your boss over the phone by chatting about his/her favourite sport activity or TV show, anything that he/she loves talking about.

If a connection has been indicated by laughter and "me too" replies, ask your extremely excited and happy boss if he/she would like to hear a joke. After confirmation, proceed with the following joke...


"What hangs down and has tiny little balls?"
"Don't know" the boss replies.
"A bat"
"What has BIG BALLS and HANGS UP?"
Once again your boss confusingly answer "Don't know".

Then quickly hang up the phone..............


The smart boss will get it, the retarded ones will be furious. Leap on the boss that doesn't get the joke and simply accuse him/her for not having a sense of humor in a playful way.

For me it's always a win/win situation because of the fact that the office boss always thinks he is the most intelligent office socialite and always plays along afterwards to protect his/her name amongst all other employees.

So those who posses the BIG BALLS to HANG UP and have fun, try it out and let me know how it went...