- While he/she is away from his desk, quickly sneak up and open as many pornography sites as you can for any one who passes to notice his wild intentions... including the boss. To make an extra special effort on his/her ego, search for some really whack stuff such as midnight midgets and the misbehaving dominatrix.
- Call up a pharmacy to deliver a special package to your unexpected office foe and order a variety package of STD's(Sexually Transmitted Disease) creams and oils and have delivered straight to his cubicle. Also works well to use a singing messenger to break out in song to describe his purchase.
- If the villain has a standard office chair, then feel free to now and then loosen the nuts on the wheels to ensure a plunder of laughter. Great when viewed by an audience.
- Leave numerous false notes on his/her desk explaining that the boss would like to see the employee for a promotion. Guess what to his surprise, no promotion and only becomes the office fool. Disappointment on his face afterwards would be sweet.
- How about doing a nice thing for your fellow wedgie master!?! At the next office party, if in a public environment such as an restaurant, spread the word that it is the pricks birthday and pop the waiters a fair tip to sing for him/her whilst pronouncing the name after some disease or a goofy cartoon character. Yes "it's his party and he can cry if he wants to"...
.....after you perfectly mastered all these pranks with precision and persistence, you will be now known as the new "Office Bully". Worth it.....
