"5 Reasons why my BOSS is the best" by Karen Lee Unemp Lloyd

1. When you're with your boss, it's almost the same as being in a relationship. The one wears the pants while the other keeps on kissing ass and apologizing. With that in mind read the following while thinking about your boss: "Love, it means you never have to say your sorry".

2. My boss thinks your Christmas Bonus means you work during holidays, like crucifying family time to make employee of the month. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

3. My boss is so up to speed with technology, he thinks Satellite Television Stations are actually in outer space. Where else did the MTV Space Commercial come from, duh?

4. My boss puts a lot of trust in his company and thinks that the office is in control of his money transactions, even his old dirty gambling habit.

5. My Boss thought a person who was down to earth was actually a falling person.

More will be posted often... as soon as he stops hovering over my shoulder.

Happy Pranking!!!